Paying for female attention, which is illegal and SHOULD NOT be done, is one of the oldest trades in human history — and it’s always ripe for some hilarious situations.

Today’s light-hearted episode recounts some hilarious, embarrassing, and downright crazy stories that Mark and his friends have experienced.

If you’ve ever thought that simply paying for it might be a better option than actually improving your game to get women, you definitely need to listen to this episode first!

Disclaimer: This episode includes a personal story involving an illegal massage parlor experience as well as fraudulent behavior involving a check. Mark wants to be absolutely clear — he does not condone or encourage visiting these types of establishments, using prostitutes, cashing illegal checks, or partaking in any illegal activity whatsoever. In fact, Mark strongly recommends you DON'T do any of the activities spoken about in this episode. This story is shared for entertainment, educational and cautionary purposes only.

5 Hilarious Stories About Prostitutes ... Strippers .... And Asian Massage Parlors

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5 Hilarious Stories About Prostitutes ... Strippers .... And Asian Massage Parlors