The Best One Yet

🎟️ Grab Your Tickets — TBOY Live in SF (9/23), BOS (10/14), SEA (11/4)

⚡ “1st Pod in a Nuclear Reactor” — Inside Oklo’s Cancer-Fighting, Waste-Killing Reactor

🍻 “Barley Legal” — Oktoberfest’s beer cartel. The Fed’s rate-a-palooza. College football player payroll. +Nuclear tease

🍻 “Barley Legal” — Oktoberfest’s beer cartel. The Fed’s rate-a-palooza. College football player payroll. +Nuclear tease

🫐 “Great Fruit Heist” — China’s blueberry theft. AI Anti-Doomers. Vegas’ $70M stock gift. +Champagne Extra Alc

🤑 “Get Rich Quiet” — Main Street Millionaires. AI’s nuclear pause. JonnyPops’ $175M popsicle. +Wellness Darties

😈 “Evil Genius” — Hollywood’s 4 Tech Villains. Lacoste’s room service. Inflation’s rate-squatters. +Uber smells

🗽 “The Funancial District” — New York’s 9/11 comeback. Bumble’s ultimate breakup. The Boring Company’s fundraise. +Pokemon $$$

📖 “New phone, who dis?” — Apple’s $2k iFold. Dior’s Maternity Spa. Open AI’s math drama. +NFL’s Jet Lag Test

🏈 “Coach Buffett” — NFL’s investing strategy. Disgusting Deli AI. America vs. Canada. +PhermoneMaxxers

🎾 “Shhhhhh” — US Open’s Influencer issue. Open Rogue AI. Hershey’s S’Mores bet. +Burning (Old) Man

🏀 “Flagrant” — LA Clippers financial foul. Uber vs Cybercab. Goodles’ $100M mac-&-cheese. +State Fair PE

📚 “Vandanova” — 2 winning colleges. Bond Market’s unsubscribe. Baseball’s craziest hire. +Non-Alc Lawsuit

Global bond markets are signaling a potential debt spiral as investors sell government bonds in response to record-high debt levels and persistent inflation, forcing a necessary reevaluation of fiscal policy. Simultaneously, the higher education sector is undergoing a K-shaped divergence; while institutions like Vander...

🍹 “Spritz School” — Aperol’s secret academy. Meta’s Ray Ban ban. James Patterson’s MrBeast book. +$500 AI toothbrush

📖 “iFold” — Apple CEO’s 1st day. Gap’s 1994 strategy. BYD’s Carmageddon. +Baldness Stocks

Apple enters a new era as John Ternus succeeds Tim Cook, facing the immediate challenge of launching a foldable iPhone while navigating the complexities of AI-integrated hardware and privacy concerns. Meanwhile, The Gap is leveraging nostalgia by anchoring its brand strategy to 1994, successfully reviving its beauty li...

👑 “It’s a G thang” — Gucci’s fake myth. The Big Mac Index’s winner. Grand Theft Auto’s super-trailer. +Influencer University

🦅 “Fed Prez” — REPLAY: Interview with Federal Reserve President Austan Goolsbee on Money, Inflation, & When You Can Buy a House

👾 “Reddit vs AI” — REPLAY: Our Interview with Reddit CEO Steve Huffman

⚾ "Burn the Boring" — REPLAY: Savannah Bananas Co-Founders Jesse & Emily Cole

💪HOTLINE: The Best Comebacks Yet